“Oh, hell no! Shave that yourself.”
tom belmont nc

Day 54 in the BIG BROTHER house. Howie is convinced he needs Botox, and Dr. Will thinks he can do it with a ball point pen. It's going to get interesting, America!
John, Irvine, CA

“Howie, you've eaten so much that your leg is growing fingers.”
Kim, Orlando, FL

“I am so bored. It has come down to me and Howie hanging out with no shirts. Help me!”
Christian, Federal Way, WA

“I wanted to convince everyone that I had their backs, but how am I going to get Howie off mine?”
Nelda, Tampa. FL

"You're never going to guess where I found this thing."
DC, Macomb, MI

“Howie's over here leaving his scent. I think he sprayed me!”
Layne, Greensboro, NC

“I wonder how I can get thighs like Howie?”
Andrea, Pisgah Forest, NC

Will prepares to perform emergency surgery on Howie's toe.
Jennifer, Ontario, Canada

“If Howie rubs me one more time with those big feet of his, I'm going to stab him, then cry like a baby. Janelle, hold me!”
Renee, Amherst, Oh

“Howie. Dude. Seriously. I don't want to see that. Some scratching is better left for private time.”
Sammy, Orlando, FL

“Maybe if I clean my feet, he'll finally let me kiss him.”
Brenda, Los Angeles, CA