“Wow! Did you see that bird fly over?”
Joanne, Sacramento, CA

Introducing the new McUpchuck.
Rom, Fargo, ND

Big Boy is about to get a little bigger.
Sammy, Orlando, FL

“I eat food like this because it puts hair on my chest. Then I have Will shave it.”
Lucinda, Roseville

“Big Boy likes food. Where's Georgie? Big Boy needs more food!”
Christina, Los Angeles, CA

“I wonder if Hooters is hiring? I might need a job there after the show.”
Brad, Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, Canada

“What's the problem? I'm drinking Diet Sprite with it!”
Rosalie, West Nyack, NY

May the Farts be with you.
Rom, Fargo, ND

“I just want to show you what I can make disappear in 10 seconds.”
Layla, Durham, NC

“What, this? This is just an appetizer.”
Chien, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Maybe this is the way to finally get into Will's heart...
Adam, Hamilton, ON